Making fine speeches to last for an hour.

At night when the Members of Parliament meet

I’d never care for the Whigs looking sour,

I should have plenty of slaves at my feet.

I’d be a Minister born into power,

Grasping the pay and the patronage sweet.

Then could I pilfer the office of Grey now

I’d get a share of those nice little things,

Giving the patronage, drawing the pay now

And making the most of whatever it brings.