Till the Treasury cushions seemed cold as lead,

And hard as a prisoner’s timber bed.

By Jove, how I wish I could wheel you there

And lounge on your cushions, my new Arm-chair!

But Harcourt’s waiting, and I must go;

He can’t stand his Whitebait cold, you know.

Were it not for the feed and these swells at my side,

My talk might flow on in a lava-like tide.

Ah! excuse this tear that bedews my cheek,

I should very much like to talk on for a week.