When I put on my new full-bottomed wig.

I was under a spell as I first sat there,

And a sacred thing was that Grand Old Chair!

“And all at first happened well for me,

And my life was calm as calm could be;

The ‘Ayes’ were gentle, the ‘Noes’ were kind,

And rarely to sitting late inclined;

Whilst night after night ’twas my happy fate

To retire for my ‘chop’ at half-past eight;

To retire and return, unvexed by care,