I could give you “The Last Rose of Summer,” perhaps,

In a plaintive and exquisite style:

But I know I should simply and feebly collapse

In my efforts to conjure a smile.

The low-comedy manner, the sickly grimace,

Would be rather too painful a sight:

With a load on my bosom, a cloud on my face,

Let my song be a sad one to-night.

Not a particle, thank you. No fluids can cheer

Such a state of dejection as mine.