The Bard was quite at sea.

“Gollop! Golloy! Thou scrumjous Bard!

Take pen (thy stylo) and endite

A pome, my brain needs kurgling hard,

And I will feast to-night.”

That wansome Bard he took his pen,

A flirgly look arnund he guv;

He squoffled once, he squirled, and then

He wrote what’s writ above.

Hermon.