The last made of our Peers,

Who joins our legislative body

Amidst a nation’s jeers.

As M.P. he could not do duty,

His brain had grown too soft;

So—mark our Constitution’s beauty—

He’s now been sent aloft!—aloft!

He’s now-ow been—ah sen-n-n-n-t a-a-loft!

Lord Tom for nothing good was noted,

Of virtues he had none;