To tell him that his suff’ring’s due to “economic laws,”

With such things I cannot wrestle,

But I know a British vessel

Is very, very different to what ’twas years ago;

Since its crew now as a rule is,

Three parts furriners and Coolies

With scarcely British tars enough to give a “Yo, heave ho!”

Now, of course, it may be cheaper, or, at leastways, for the present,

To ship a lot o’ furrin’ trash, and sack my mates and me;

But I’m thinking in the future it may turn out most unpleasant,