Great-coat on back and stock on neck,

His perspiration gets a check;

And while, half-starved, he dreams of beer,

Could civil question catch his ear,

“What cheer, ho! Sentry, quickly tell.”

“In fact, all wrong: in word, All’s well!”

Punch. March 13, 1858.

——:o:——

MAY WE NE’ER WANT A FRIEND,
NOR A BOTTLE TO GIVE HIM.

Since the first dawn of reason that beam’d on my mind