“The Council and the Judges were smitten with strange fear,
The ladies and the Bailies their seats did deftly clear,
The Bishop and the Dean went, in sorrow and in dool,
And all the Popish flummery fled, when Jenny showed the stool!
With a row-dow—at them now!—Jenny show the stool!
“And thus a mighty deed was done by Jenny’s valiant hand,
Black Prelacy and Popery she drave from Scottish land;
King Charles he was a shuffling knave, priest Laud a pedant-fool,
But Jenny was a woman wise, who beat them with a stool!
With a row-dow—yes, I trow!—she conquered by the stool!”