With pepsine pills and liver pads is their consumption fraught,
Oh! oh! my boy, my pauper boy! Take my advice, ’tis best shun
All such tempting tasty things, tho’ nice beyond all question,
Unless you wish like me to feel the pangs of indigestion!
One, who had ever made me long—a muffin man and old—
I watched into a public-house, he called for whisky cold,
And for one moment left his stock within green baize enrolled.
I crept up to them, thinking what an appetite I’d got,
I gloated o’er them lying there elastic and all hot;
I thought of butter laid on thick, and then I prigged the lot!