My arm will hold thee up, as round and round we glide;

Asphalte, I know, is hard, so it will always be,

But if you feel you must fall, dearest, fall on me.”

I could not listen more, I had no time to stay

But ponder’d o’er the scene as home I took my way;

Methought the servant-maid who oped the door did shrink,

For all I muttered was, “Rink, pretty creature, rink.”

A. W. Mackenzie (Author of Idyls of the Rink).

From Mirth. May, 1887.

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