A creature far too wise and good

For civic nature’s daily food.

For Salisbury’s schemes or Gladstone’s wiles;

He rates, and rallies, and reviles.

And now cantankerously serene

He pitches into “The Machine,”

Breathing hot wrath in every breath

On Gladstone and his shibboleth.

Having the will, if not the skill,

All schemes—save his—to scotch or kill.