And never the tide did drop,

And the duns had flown that I once had known

On my staircase for hours to stop.

“And my lanky bag did swell and swag

With the freight of briefs it bore;

I new curled my wig, and in letters big

Wrote ‘Committee’ on my door.

“Twelve briefs one day on my table lay,

With heavy retainers on each,

When a knock at the door ushered in one more,