“My robes were blue, ay, very blue,

My legs like golden sands,

To make a bob it was a job

So starchèd were my bands.

“Pair after pair, pair after pair

We bowed, all tramp, all motion,

Just like a string of tiny scrubs

Receiving chilblain lotion.

“Bowing, bowing, all the time

Till I began to blink;