But not a soul could drink!

My very hair did steam. The deuce!

That ever this should be;

Yea, drunken subs did crawl on knees,

Fit subjects for D. T.

About, about, in reel and rout,

The mess room danced at sight;

The bottles, like a witch’s oils,

Burnt green, and red, and white.

And both my eyes from too much “fizz,”