My guests all wait my coming, mate,

So I must hasten in.”

He takes me by the button-hole,

“There was a stream,” quoth he.

“Be off, you maudlin fool!” I cried.

“Just list a while,” said he.

“This stream so near was always clear,

And hardly ’een a drop

Of ‘Father Thames’ was foul afore

Them barges plied atop.