And on the way I make this vow,

With good “Old Tom” or “Lorne”

I’ll never more Thames water mix,

As sure as I was born.

Crystal Palace.

Truth. September 11, 1884.

Another, and a very long parody dealing with the same topic, and in a very similar manner, appeared in Truth, July 30, 1885.

Ye Ancient Father Thames.

It is the ancient Father Thames,

And he stoppeth one of two.