And W. G. was on his legs,

One might catch the loud “Hear, hear!”

But still prosed on that woeful man,

That moist-eyed Millinere.

“Anon the claims of the Fashion-fiend

Grew tyrannously strong;

We did not dare so much as spare

The prettiest pets of song.”

“Good gracious, man, what ails you now?

Why this hysteric sobbin’?