As Hume e’er moved for, or Omar burned.

He talked of his virtue—’though some, less nice,

(He owned with a sigh) preferr’d his Vice

And he said “I think”—“I doubt”—“I hope”—

Call’d God to witness, and damn’d the Pope;

With many more sleights of tongue and hand

I couldn’t for the soul of me understand.

Amaz’d and poz’d, I was just about

To ask his name, when the screams without

The merciless clack of the imps within,