Said the Zulu, “Look here,

This here Pentateuch’s queer,”

Which converted his Grace of Natal.


“Between the Acts;”

Or, Spain and the Spanish.

A School-boy so stout, and a Maiden so mad—

She a hag, he a youth in his teens—

T’other day made a match, be ’t for good or for bad,

Alfonso the Twelfth was the name of the lad,