O, the language they used, and the pranks that they played;

O, the terrible tricks that those spectres essayed;

O, the sentiments shocking that came from their lips;

O, the crimes that they had at their finger-bones’ tips!

It was “Bedlam” and Newgate and Hanwell “broke loose,”

And their language!—their mildest expression was “deuce!”—

The Lord Mayor he shuddered and fell on his knees;

He had never before seen such infamous sprees.

But just as his lordship was checking a sob,