We’ll be wollop’d by the town.”

Then out spake brave Fitz-Wiggins,

Though a small college man:

“To keep the Crescent ’gainst the cads,

I’ll do the best I can!

And if none will stand beside me,

Alone I’ll face the snobs,

Despite fierce Freestone’s truncheon

And the staves of Hobbs or Dobbs!”

Then out spake Sir Tom Noddy,