On Gee-o-Emius rushed;

Cardenus, who, neath cab or ’bus

So frequently is crushed;

And Gee-O-Emius met his dash

With a compelling frown,

Then, with a force like Pickford’s van,

Bore his assailant down.

’Twas Firthius smote down Luskus,

Statistics laid him low;

And to Cottoniensis’ heart