“It’s a terrible, dissolute, profligate sink;

It makes me laugh, and I wink as I think

Of British Christianity.”

But the London Sunday tickled him most,

And he stroked his tail with glee;

“Shut up all innocent recreation,

And open your gin-shops, Pecksniffian nation—

And so pay homage to ME.

Looking in at a meeting of Brewers and Bungs,

He said, amidst deafening cheers,