And they’re omnipresent, alack!—

Are given to leaving behind them

Of “h’s” a well-defined track.

Nor speak of the year’s recreations,

Its billiards, its cricket galore;

With breaks and with scores—such sensations

As London ne’er looked on before!

Nor talk of the lamp-lit “Inventions,”

Whose management, showing small nous,

A sum of enormous dimensions