To raise myself, as in the past men said

That wily Hebrew and great Tory chief

Lord Beaconsfield, long time as Dizzy known,

Had raised himself to foremost place and fame.

Aye, I had read his doings, and I longed

To follow in the path of such a chief

And trade, as he did, on the ignorance

Of those who called themselves Conservative.

What happ’d I need not tell you; ’tis enough

That Fate soon granted what my soul desired,