To vote for the Tories or not vote at all,
To ride in his carriage, and cabs never call;
In short, “fit and proper” to be and to feel,
For the Court is itself—oh! so very genteel!
Wanted—an Alderman!
Funny Folks.
Wanted an Editor.
Wanted an Editor, burly and big,
Clever, and willing, and hearty.