The Modern Men of Gotham!
(Who went to sea [in] a Bowl.)
There were three dwellers in Gotham city
Who took a bowl and put to sea;
But first with fallacies, and figments,
And cooked statistics they loaded she.
There was bumptuous ’Arry, and bouncing Jemmy,
And the youngest he was little Randee;
And there wasn’t an able-bodied seaman,
Nor a skilful steersman among the three.