Says bumptious ’Arry to bouncing Jemmy,
“I fear we are very much at sea.”
To bumptious ’Arry says bouncing Jemmy,
“How about Reciprocitee?”
Says bumptious ’Arry to bouncing Jemmy,
“I begin to fear that it won’t help we
If this blessed bowl takes us bang to the bottom,
What do you think of it, little Randee?”
Says he, “Our Free Trade Catechism
We’d better repeat upon bended knee,