With dinners and dessert and Amontillado,

And Chambertin they loaded she,

With Sixty-four Lafitte they loaded she.

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They’d Steinberg Cabinet of Sixty-Eight too,

And other wines which were all first-rate to

Says Guzzling Jim unto Jackee,

“Oh, what a lot of lighthouses I see!

“But they all appear mos’ dre’fully shaky,

The Lighthouses appear mos’ horr’bly shaky!