To watch him a-spiling his beautiful face

In such a sad manner, just by the Diana,

As only a knocker could make such a grimace.

And H. Liddel Cortis, who’d only just bought his

New Surrey Machinist a couple of weeks;

And being a novice, ’twas hard luck of his,

To have a great wapse get inside of his breeks.

The next was the London, and may I be undone,

By faith, if they wasn’t the best of them all.

With Handicap Rucker in front, on a duck o’