To watch him a-spiling his beautiful face
In such a sad manner, just by the Diana,
As only a knocker could make such a grimace.
And H. Liddel Cortis, who’d only just bought his
New Surrey Machinist a couple of weeks;
And being a novice, ’twas hard luck of his,
To have a great wapse get inside of his breeks.
The next was the London, and may I be undone,
By faith, if they wasn’t the best of them all.
With Handicap Rucker in front, on a duck o’