There was punch and toddy for everybody,
And anyone else who could only get in;
But poor Mister Sopper eat more than was proper,
Which made him so fat that he’ll never get thin.
Then the crowd disperses—the sojers and nurses,
And dames with their purses for to catch the train,
Wid all of them boring, each other assuring
It’s the grandest sight they’ll never see again.
And now that I’ve finished my tale and diminished
The beautiful nagus ye mixed before,