On pollytix an’ pollytishns

Haffectin’ habsoloot homnishns—

But wen there comes a cryziss, who’s

The whery fust as knows the knoos?

Who’s hex hoffisho on the spot

To let you press-chaps know wot’s wot?

Who’s plaist by Fête in sich a stashn

As quite commands the sitiwashn?

Who tells you penyalinin’ lyres

The hins an’ houts of wot perspires?