And roll in couples adown One Tree Hill!
Girls shall no longer dance in gingham gowns,
Nor monkeys sit on organs at the door,
Gongs shall be turn’d to frying-pans; and clowns
Take to the country, and be clowns no more!
No learned pig, no veal, no mutton pie,—
No heads be crack’d, no under garments won,—
No giants twelve no dwarfs just three feet high—
No calves with two heads, shown to calves with one
At Scowton’s dire destruction will be seen!