I’m more kind to each jarvey than was Wittle Harvey

When he was Commiss’ner of Stamps,

I’m the foe of Vauxhall’s Grand Fancy Dress Balls,

Where I love to extinguish the lamps;

And whenever a fellow leaves at home his umbrella,

Oh Lord! how I chuckle and grin!

For then you may warrant I’ll come down in a torrent,

And soak the poor wretch to the skin.

From George Cruikshank’s Comic Almanack for 1847.

A correspondent, writing from Norwich, sent a copy of this parody, in which the second verse was altered, and improved, as follows:—