Since you wear the skunk and mink,
There’s no harm in me, I think.”
“Well,” said she, “we will not quarrel,
“Hiram: I accept the moral.
Now the fashion’s so, I guess
I can’t hardly do no less.”
Thus the trouble all was over
Of the love of Hiram Hover;
Thus he made sweet Huldah Hyde
Huldah Hover as his bride.