Some wag should ask—the Pettifogger’s fate

In sneering mood, some brother quill, will say,

“I’ve seen him oft at tavern table sit;

“Brushing with dirty hands, the crumbs away,

“And eye the joint, just taken from the spit,

“One morn I miss’d him in this ’custom’d hall,

“And at the room, where he was wont to be,

“His boy I saw, who register’d my call;

“But by yon steps—nor at his desk was he.