I could do nothing shorter![131]

I could also colonize and do some agriculture,

And fix the flints of the natives,[132]

And help my countrymen to go in for their chances,

And make the King of the Musquitoes clean my boots,

And make him dance a reel for my enjoyment;

And I could come all sorts of gum games,[133]

Now mind I tell you.


The following are extracts from a very long parody which occurs in a curious book entitled “The Fate of Mansfield Humphreys,” by Richard Grant White. Boston, Houghton, Mifflin & Co., 1884. An edition of this work was also published by Sampson, Low & Co., London.