Listen, individuals, communities, sects, nations;

I am (for this occasion only) a Transatlantic bard,

None of your smooth court-poets of worn-out Euròpian monarchies,

But a bird of the backwoods—a loud-throated warbler of the forest;

My inspiration is the breath of the boundless prairie; my mental food is the roll of the raging Atlantic.

Rhyme?—I scorn it. Metre?—Snakes and alligators! what is that to ME?

Libertad for ever! I intend to sing anyhow—and all-how, just as I tarnation please.

Universe, are you listening? very well, then; here goes, right away.

SMITH!!!!

Smith the Apostle!!!