Such was the wondrous Book of Mormon.

From that prophet Smith profited, and became a prophet also.

Mahomet, Brahma, Buddha, Confucius—Smith surpassed them all.

Getting behind a screen, he dictated to Oliver Cowdrey

(Smith was not a literatus, and couldn’t have jerk’d it grammatically).

In eighteen-thirty, hurrah! the glorious Book was publish’d.

But carping critics of orthodoxy murmured “fraud!” and “humbug!”

“Where’s your authority? Show us the original!”

Smith disdained to do so; he and his friends had seen it,

But nobody else has seen it, nor will they see it forever.