He spills mine glass of lager beer,
Puts schnuff into mine kraut;
He fills mine pipe mit Limberg cheese—
Dot vas der roughest chouse;
I’d dake dot vrom no oder boy
But leedle Yawcob Strauss.
He dakes der milk pan for a dhrum,
Und cuts mine cane in dwo,
To make der sthicks to beat it mit—
Mine cracious, dot vas drue!