“Yankee doodle dandy!

“My son of wax, your tea I’ll tax—

“Yankee doodle dandy.”

John sent the tea from o’er the sea

With heavy duties rated;

But whether Hyson or Bohea,

I never heard it stated.

Then Jonathan to pout began—

He laid a strong embargo—

“I’ll drink no tea, by Jove!” so he