Out of cash—and in dejection I was gazing at the floor!

Vainly I had tried to borrow half-a-crown to meet the morrow,

But discovered, to my sorrow, none would trust me any more—

From the too-confiding butcher to my tailor, tradesmen swore

They would trust me—nevermore!

Then, my study door unbolting, in there stepped, with bow revolting,

He, my stern, relentless tailor, whom, I fear, I hated sore—

Made a most polite oration—didn’t show the least vexation—

As he calmly took his station just within my study door,

With his bill upon the matting just within my study door—