A Chamberlainian Dream.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and skeery,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of Midlothian lore;

While I studied—deeply napping—suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping with something wooden on the door.

“’Tis some Radical,” I murmured, “with a cudgel at the door

Waiting for me—nothing more.”

Presently my views grew broader; “it must be that great marauder,

The big and hurly-burly Harcourt, sturdy limb of legal lore.

Yes, ’tis he of frame Titanic, massive jowl, and sneer Satanic,