“If any gent ’ud give me food, or put me on a job,

By day or night I’d work all right to earn an honest bob;

But if there ain’t, I tell you plain, it is my fixed intent

To hold a great mass meeting under Nelson’s monument.”

“Come home with me,” I kindly said, “come home with me and sup;

My landlady is Mrs. Brown—we must not keep her up.

There’s devilled kidneys at the fire—enough for you and me;

Come home, you great big hungry man; I lodge at Number three.”

(I used to lodge at Number two—the second in the row,

But Mrs. Jones is dead, and that was sixty years ago.)