My Gladstone bag! my “Tantalus”! my silver warming pan!

My devilled kidneys!—all are gone! and so’s that vulgar man!

I touched the bell for Mrs. Brown, for she was down below;

“Oh! Mrs. Brown! what do you think? ain’t this a pretty go?

That horrid great big vulgar man whom I brought here to-night,

He’s stolen my things and run away!”—Says she, “And serves you right!”

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Next morning I got up and wrote a letter to the Times,

The Morning Post, the Daily News, The Globe, and Church Bell Chimes.

I asked if anybody knew the man who’d used me so,