(Who some people say is a bit of a fluker).
He gave points to Jobenit, Bobs, and Michelli,
And knocked the whole lot of ’em into a jelly;
He often would make
A two-thousand break,
And only left off when he found his arm ache,
Such a wonderful use did he make of his “stick,”
That everyone thought he was leagued with Old Nick;
And they went down to see this most wonderful “coon,”
Evening and noon,