And drove home at once without any delay,

And never played billiards again from that day,

But turned to a rigidly moral and mental man,

And was troubled no more by the black-dressed Old Gentleman.

Moral.

Don’t think that a man who’s a total abstainer

Is therefore as good as a saint—to be plainer,

Don’t be sure that a chap who’ll not drink, smoke, or marry

May not all the same be in league with Old Harry.

You’ll get much more good from Æneids and Iliads