To keep on the Haymarket P. I. T.”

The green baize rose to the prompter’s bell,

But the hubbub that followed no words can tell;

Shriek and whistle and howl and yell,

Like fiends let loose from the nethermost ——L.

“P. I. T! P. I. T!

That’s the place whence the play we’d see.

Ban-croft! Ban-croft!!”

(’Twas thus they shouted from high aloft)—

“Upper circles for us? Pooh! Bah!