One morn to his great High Priest, said he,
“You’re a doctor versed in divinitie,
A man of parts,
And a Master of Arts,
And the starry learning of old Chaldee;
Now, don’t you see,
It’s shocking to me,
But I haven’t a ghost of a librarie.
The wisdom of centuries past lies hid
In the mystic depths of the Pyramid;